my boyfriend is funny.

funny things that were said (mainly by jake) recently:

• "warped tour in idaho? what do they have there? mosh potato pits?"
• "winky!" (in reference to a one-eyed dog)
• "you know what i've always wanted to yell out in a crowded room? AMBER ALERT!!!"
• "all the turkey legs are gone?" "yeah, all two of them."
• "let's steal everything in this house. we don't know the people. we'll never see them again. we could steal the whole bathroom."
• "wow. these are ralph lauren glasses."
• "new MOON." (that was mine)
• "oh my asian. shut up." (to four people who were speaking, not whispering, in chinese throughout an entire movie)