so, VEGAS

was so so much fun. we walked around and saw... pretty much everything (including lots of skin that we didn't want to see). our hotel was atrocious, but at $50 a night, what can you expect?

the bellagio was... amazing. the waters synchronized with sarah brightman and andrea bochelli singing "time to say goodbye" is in the top ten most epic moments of my life.

we visited caesar's palace. saw some marble boobies.

the venitian and the palazzo were both uber classy. they have a river with a gondola in the venitian.

i won $3 at mandalay bay on a slot machine... shhh.

i didn't get i.d.'d once, which was shocking, because i look like i'm a junior in high school.

i got a gnarly gash on my knee trying to run up a downward moving escalator in the mgm parking lot. something like this could only happen to me, because of my complete lack of coordination (except on the dance floor, that is).

i love my friends and my jakey. and sin city ain't too bad.